Jen Delonge ([info]jendelonge) wrote,
@ 2003-06-23 04:25:00
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Current music:Foo Fighters - Breakout

Okay, I am sure you guys want to know why I was gone for so long. Well the truth is that I had way too much to drink and had a hang over for like three weeks. Actually thats a lie. My husband and I have just been too busy having sex. Well, we're either busy having sex, or he's busy having sex with Mark. I mean, recording their new album. I swear if they don't finish it soon, I will have to just move to Mexico. They have been working on this for almost a half a year, and it still won't be done for about another month or so. Mark says six weeks. We'll see if that is true or not.

My husband and his boyfriend got matching names.. isn't that cute? Markass and Thomass. Now all Skye and myself need to do is get matching screen names. Hm.. maybe SexyAssRockStarMom1 and SexyAssRockStarMom2. I will be number one of course because my husband is the gayest.

I found the funniest thing online the other day. Its a Yahoo Group devoted to me. I know what you're thinking.. oh, how nice. Wrong. Its an Anti-Jen Delonge group. These pathetic little girls search for pictures of me, and then deface them. They call me a slut and a whore. Its funny because they want to marry Tom and want to kill me.. but yet, they don't know me, and I am still married to Tom, and whether they like it or not.. I am the mother of his child. Its funny how much extra time they have on their hands.

My daughters birthday is coming up. What the hell do you buy a one year old?

jendelonge
Magic Number7
JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
TemperamentNervous
SexualJust Say No
Likely To WinA Free Coke
Me - In A WordEvil
Colour
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I actually did win a free coke the other day. It was actually a Pepsi.. but they are both the same thing.

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[info]thomass_delonge
2003-06-23 12:53 pm UTC (link)
No one can kill my Jenni. And no little teenie bopper fan is gonna marry me! Pfft... I mean if you die I still got Mark! But I wouldnt let you die, I'll be like Romeo and kill myself after you die. I can't live with out you hon.

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[info]jendelonge
2003-06-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
I love you so much. You are the most caring sensitive man I know. Even though you are the gayest man I know.. I love you.

Tonight I think we will have to bring some Romeo and Juliet costumes into the bedroom.

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[info]stormy_grushka
2003-06-23 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I was worried you had left.

We need to get together for drinks some time soon. A wifes of rockstars night out? *laughs*

Sounds like fun to me.

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[info]jendelonge
2003-06-24 12:02 am UTC (link)
No need to worry now, for I have returned.

Sounds like the best idea I've heard in a long long time. Just let me know when, and I'll tell you where. ;)

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[info]thomass_delonge
2003-06-26 05:02 pm UTC (link)
[[Hi, Since RPG is making up your one storyline I'm gonna change mine. I'm gonna "not be with Jen" and start dating someone else. Doesn't matter who though. I just wanna try this out. So, since you don't update that much anyway.. I didn't think you'd mind much. So I'm starting a new storyline with everyone.. but Jen. Sorry hun! Don't be mad... Everyone else doesn't care. And I can't EVER get a hold of you. So laters..]]

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tom and jen
(Anonymous)
2003-12-04 02:23 am UTC (link)
jen and tom sitting in a tree..f-u-c-k-i-n-g. o sorry nevermind that hey jena dnt om i totally agree with you jen miss delonge i mean tom is in fact the gayest person in the worls and mark and tom to in fact have pleasurebly butt sex with whips and dildos.thats why thier cd was called enema of the state, they got that idea when mark went in to get one so tom didnt get a shitcock.well gotta go ill see you guys later. -Alex Baird (Skate To Nirvana)<~screen name

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i dunno what your lj name means...
(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 12:20 pm UTC (link)
but, hey! wanna say that your SOOO COOL!!! PEASE! let me be your bitch!!! oh, tell that to skye to! i hpoe you read this c";)
god bless you :)

and, no. im not jelaus cause your married to tom... well, ok a little. i hope you answer this. ok?

you will always be my bitch from heaven lol

milla

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Urm,
(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 03:06 pm UTC (link)
So hu r u ppl neway?

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 04:52 pm UTC (link)
ya right u wish u guys were tom and jen delonge...u know they wouldnt have a lj...o thats right...u mite not know...but i do b/c i know them.ha!u guys r jus a little 2 obsessed wit them...i mean wut kind of loser pretends to b jen and tom...umm can u say psycho??


btw no 1 believe this, its all some kind of lie and i know that for a fact b/c my uncle happens to b really good friends wit them

luv always...sarah

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wow thats lame!!
(Anonymous)
2004-09-02 08:46 am UTC (link)
ok so yeah jen you are right the whole website anti jen is gay. as long as you and tom are happy. little girls can be annoying and immiture!

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Re: wow thats lame!!
(Anonymous)
2006-01-07 06:00 am UTC (link)
You spelled it wrong. "Immature"

Go back to English 1A, darling.

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Umm...
(Anonymous)
2005-03-22 01:45 am UTC (link)
Okay. Can you guys please stop this Live Journal Thing. I mean, it is one thing to like be called Jen or Tom or whatever with your friends, but you started a live journal pretending to be them and giving THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people the wrong idea about them. I am a big fan of Blink-182 and Tom, and i know that they wouldnt be too happy. They would be like umm...creepy. Ya'll are a wee bit....across the line.

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